1. The exact second you wake up, before your eyes have even opened, you are thinking about your First Cup.

4. …except wait.

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5. You truly believe that your eyeballs don’t function as well without it.

Because science.
11. Your favorite mugs communicate your dependence on the substance within.

You can buy this mug here if you want.
13. And you display your mug collection like a work of art.
20. To you, this moment proves that god is real.

THE MILK RAINBOW. ALL THE MOST GORGEOUS COLORS.
21. And you are happy to consume iced coffee in any form.

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22. You spend so much money on it that you’ve tried recreating your favorite Starbucks drinks at home.

25. Your loved ones understand that coffee occupies a substantial amount of your available affection.

27. If anyone should ask you how many cups of coffee you’ve had today, you think:

28. When you yawn, everyone around you knows:
