26 Reasons Why Parents Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Have Phones
1. They’re too sassy:
2. They don’t understand typos:
3. They play horrible pranks:
5. They have no moral compass:
6. They involve you in their schemes:
7. They’re always getting celebrities mixed up:
8. They can never remember the important things:
10. They’re the worst after learning abbreviations like “omg”:
11. Or when they don’t know about the abbreviation at all:
12. Their life advice is a sort of unhelpful:
13. They’re easy targets:
15. And they’re way too honest:
16. They never answer questions the right way, like when you ask how your dinner smells:
17. They’re just downright mean:
18. They’re way too cocky:
19. They wake you up in the middle of the night with the weirdest thoughts:
20. They always make fun of your accomplishments:
21. They’re always talking about lightly fried fish fillets:
23. And let’s not even start talking about dad jokes:
26. And, finally, because of stuff like this:
Hurts to watch.